What Gender is a Computer?

The group of girls concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

1- In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2- They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3- They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4- As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The boys, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1- No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3- Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.